This is a stupid post. I'm bored.


Breakfast. Look at it. After a while, it starts to look weird. Sinister, even. You have to wonder what criminal mastermind was behind the entymology of that word. Spooky.

I've been working my little tail off today, and I must say I'm pooped (too many bum puns?).

Also, my tummy is making weird noises.. It's not hunger, not gas.. It's like it's saying "I just want to be held". The poor little organ has been through a lot the last little while. Maybe I'll lay off the dairy for a little while, and give it time to quietly reflect.

Again in the 'Involuntary Bodily Noises' headlines, I've learned I'm a bit of a snoring machine. Eep. This has been an issue that has forced my parents to sleep in separate bedrooms on more than one occasion, and the thought of this happening to me and some future bedmate in the future causes me grief. I hate snorers. They're annoying and inconsiderate and loud and obnoxious, and most importantly, RESTED. I don't want to be that person. I want to be the demure, silent sleeper who takes up no more than 1/10th of the allocted bedspace, and has full control over all her bodily functions, auditory and otherwise. Alas, it is not in the cards.

This leads me to my next point.. Do you think deaf people are particularly well rested people? Really, the only things that would keep one awake have to do with eitheir noise or stress (or stress cause by noise)... but without half of the problems, they must have twice as good the sleep?

Anyway. This is just silly.